I know this is an old one from last year, but it cracked me right up. Damn, the Onion do this stuff so well..
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The Internet broke..
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Monthly Archives: July 2008
Muslim Moles
When political correctness is allowed to dictate a country’s security policies, then it is on very dangerous ground, especially when it is dealing with a religious/political system as dangerous as Islam.
Homeland Security: In a sign background checks are far too lax, an alarming number of Arabs and Muslims have landed sensitive government jobs only to be caught later spying for the enemy.
Guarding against penetration by terrorist agents and sympathizers should be a top concern of public agencies, but it’s not. Guarding against charges of job discrimination is.
Multiculturalism and political correctness have made it easier for the terrorists to use Arabs and Muslims to infiltrate the government and steal security secrets.
Political correctness is a delusion. Indeed it could be argued that it the ‘strong delusion’ the apostle Paul spoke of.
Paul said that in the last days, God will send ‘strong delusion’ to those left behind after the Restrainer is removed, “because they received not the LOVE of the truth, that they might be saved.” (2nd Thessalonians 2:10)
It wasn’t truth that they lacked, it was the LOVE of the truth. That is pretty good definition of political correctness. If the truth doesn’t fit, change the truth till it does. By the way, this definition of political correctness I got from The Omega Letter, a subscription based email newsletter I get daily and written by Jack Kinsella.
Humour for lexophiles
With apologies to any English purists, I present:
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He’s all right now.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A
The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it!
The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is just two-tired.
A will is a dead giveaway.
A backward poet writes inverse.
A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France , resulted in linoleum blownapart.
He broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.
A calendar’s days are numbered.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine .
When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
Acupuncture: a jab well done.
Hat tip and thanks to Jeanette.
Latest buzz: Shock bracelets for all airline passengers (Canada)
It just proves what I’ve known for a long time. There are many people in governments everywhere who view people as being just so much nothing but cattle..
Morris' Musings 