Air Traffic Control

AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL, DALLAS AIRPORT

Dallas ATC:
“Tower to Saudi Air 911–You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R.”

Saudi Air:
“Thank you Dallas ATC.Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel’s runway 9R –Allah be Praised !!”

Dallas ATC:
“Tower to Iran Air 711–You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R.”

Iran Air:
“Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel’s runway 9R.- -Allah is Great !!”

Pause: Static………….

Saudi Air:
“DALLAS ATC ! DALLAS ATC !!! “

Dallas ATC:
“Go ahead Saudi Air 911?”

Saudi Air:
“YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS !!!WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

Dallas ATC:
“Well bless your hearts. Y’all be careful now and tell Allah ‘hey’ for us — ya hear?

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