"Disproportionate – Conflict On The Third Front"

A small flash film by HonestReporting.com.

It’s worth a look.

Go here.

Perhaps our countries should officially declare war against the Mainstream Media, as many are turning out to be as much an enemy to their own countries as any terrorists or enemy regimes. [end/ tongue in cheek]

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Hezbollah moving rockets near Israeli border

This article from WorldNetDaily really holds no surprises for anyone who has half a clue about how the Muslim terrorists operate. Lies and deceit are their stock-in-trade, and they never had any intention of honouring the ceasefire. Indeed, it was always to their advantage to help to bring one about so that they might re-arm.

When the hell are our ‘leaders’ going to realise that this religion wants nothing less than world domination, and appeasing acomplishes nothing. Even if the ‘peaceful’ Muslims do just want a quiet life, they are still implicated by the violent tenets of the Koran, and they know it.

I dearly wish the Israelis had finished the job properly while in Lebanon, but they made the mistake of listening to world opinion (which is worthless) and backing off.
We cannot afford to be weak and appeasing where Islam is concerned, because it is a culture that respects only strength and superior force.

Excerpt:

A senior Lebanese official, speaking on condition of anonymity, told WND Hezbollah started building a new set of bunker systems, this time in Palestinian refugee camps.

“The Lebanese Army doesn’t have the authority to patrol inside the camps,” said the official. “Hezbollah knows it is safe there to rebuild their war bunkers, and they began doing so with Iranian help.”

Air Traffic Control

AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL, DALLAS AIRPORT

Dallas ATC:
“Tower to Saudi Air 911–You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R.”

Saudi Air:
“Thank you Dallas ATC.Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel’s runway 9R –Allah be Praised !!”

Dallas ATC:
“Tower to Iran Air 711–You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R.”

Iran Air:
“Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel’s runway 9R.- -Allah is Great !!”

Pause: Static………….

Saudi Air:
“DALLAS ATC ! DALLAS ATC !!! “

Dallas ATC:
“Go ahead Saudi Air 911?”

Saudi Air:
“YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS !!!WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

Dallas ATC:
“Well bless your hearts. Y’all be careful now and tell Allah ‘hey’ for us — ya hear?

Recall notice.

The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.

This is due to malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.

This defect has been technically termed “Sub sequential Internal Non-morality,” or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.

Some other symptoms:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish, or violent behaviour
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion

The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory authorised repair and service free of charge to correct this S.I.N. defect.

The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.

The number to call in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.

Once connected, please upload your burden of S.I.N. through the REPENTANCE procedure.

Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, JESUS, into the heart component.

No matter how big or small the S.I.N. defect is, JESUS will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control

Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.

WARNING:
Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.

For free emergency service, call on JESUS.

DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The S.I.N. defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven, so as to prevent contamination of that facility.

Thank you for your attention!
GOD

PS. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice!

Update:
I should point out this wonderful piece was not created by me, but sent to me in an email from a friend. Looking at the email it had quite a few hops, so it’s obviously started to make the rounds via email.

Aliens among us…

Ha! I just had to post this. I saw this in a forum which I visit every day. Thanks, David.

Bet You Didn’t Know
. . .
Many will recall that in June, 1947, witnesses claim an
unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed on a
sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.

This is a well known incident that many say has long been
covered up by the US Air Force and the federal government.

However, you may well NOT know that in the month of March
1948, nine months after that historic incident, Albert
Gore, Jr., Hillary Rodham; John F. Kerry; William
Jefferson Clinton; Howard Dean; Nancy Pelosi; Dianne
Feinstein; Charles E. Schumer; and Barbara Boxer were born.

This sure explains a lot of things.