Little Johnny, castor oil and bullets

A mother rang their family doctor in a panic.

“Doctor, little Johnny has swallowed some bullets! What should I do?”

Says the doctor “Give him two tablespoons of cod liver oil. Oh, and don’t point him at anyone for at least 48 hours!”

I heard that one on the radio on the way in to work this morning. I just about drove off the road laughing..
What made me laugh even more was a young lady who had pulled her car up besides mine was also laughing fit to bust a gut as well. we looked at each other and just broke up and gave each other a visual high five..

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