With my very jaundiced opinion of politicians, I always get a good laugh from jokes about them. After all, many of them are a joke…
So I got a good chuckle out of this one.
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened intently, and after a moment his face brightened.
When he hung up, he immediately phoned his mother to tell her the good news.
“Ma,” he shouted, “the results are in. I won the election!”
The politician’s smiled faded. “Aw, Ma, why bring that up at a time like this?”
(From Pastor Tim’s Clean Laughs site)